This is the reprint of the 2 blog articles “The Valentines Guide to Amazing Sex 1 and 2″

The Valentines guide to the most Amazing Sex Ever!!

Valentines Day is just about upon us again and as a comedy hypnotist from Atlanta Ga. I felt it was a great topic to spice up this Valentines Day with some sexy suggestions for great Sex and Seduction. If you missed the bog post about “Is Sex Hypnosis” you may want to go back and check out that post as well. This post is all about the art and science of seduction and some sexy ideas to spice up a Valentines’ Day outing with your significant other or someone one you may be hoping to be a little more significant and some suggestions even if you are alone with the most important person .. you. This could be a great time to love yourself on Valentines Day. What ever your choice, I hope you find something of interest here.

Adventure Ideas

It all starts with a little adventure. One of the best ways you can tell someone you care about them is to spend some quality time with them. I mean you actually go somewhere and not stay at home or “hang at a friends.” Take this opportunity to go on a little adventure and go some where you might not go. And here is some really good advice.

1. ASK AROUND …. If you are going to a new place with your person, get a referral from someone you can blame it on if it doesn’t turn out well. Lets face it, sometimes … the place we picked sucks .. it happens. If you can’t check it out online or get some referral from a friend .. then wait on that place for a less important occasion. This is Valentines Day !!! Dudes … you gotta impress the ladies .. Ladies .. this is your chance for romance … don’t blow it before the night even begins by choosing a place that sucks.
2. Be open to change. This one can be difficult for many to just go with the flow of an adventure unfolding before them. My advice … just go with it for the night. Try not to have a specific expectation but look at the whole of the experience and laugh at any silly moments.
3. Expect to have fun … no matter what. OK first big hypnosis trick. If we have an expectation in our minds …. our subconscious minds will crave to fulfill that thought. If you set yourself up to expect to have fun and that suggestion is really implanted in your subconscious … you have no choice but to have fun. You will subconsciously choose to see things in a better frame of mind. Things will not bother you as much and your adventure will be much more pleasant than you could imagine. Let go and let it happen.
4. Always leave them laughing. Valentines Day is a great night for live comedy. If you have a comedy club in your area that has some appropriate comedians for your person’s sense of humor, make a reservation and go see the show. There are two advantages to this adventure. Comedy clubs usually have two shows on busy nights or the show is only as long a a good movie. So it may not be the final destination. It can be the beginning or middle of the night. And laughing is a great aphrodisiac. A romantic comedy could be good. Make sure you actually check the plot of the movie. I’ve taken my lover to a movie that was about psychos and crap because I didn’t check it out in advanced. That was a whole different different kind of night after that start.
5. Dancing. I’m just gonna say it again for the men. Dancing. Time to nut up guys. Nothing I know of gets a girl hotter quicker than to go dancing. Time to watch a few videos and get a move or two. Put on a good song and practice before you go out. If you have a live in lover …. try out some moves. You could just be surprised .. which brings me to the most important part of going out adventuring …..
6. Build some anticipation. Guys listen up because this is the big one ….. the adventure begins when your person starts thinking about it. Build some anticipation toward the event and you will start planting those positive fantasies in your partners mind. The moment that fantasy enters into the adventure, the intensity of the adventure is multiplied. And I’m not just talking about sexual fantasy. This is a great time to ask your partner some good information finding questions, like -

• If we could do anything romantic that you wanted … what would it be?
• What kind of sexy music turns you on?
• What is your favorite flower … what about your favorite smell??
• Do you have any fantasies that you want to tell me about??

1. NOW sit back and listen to what they say … and I mean really listen .. and take some mental notes.

Here are some Great adventure ideas .. and that is going to end this part of the guide….. send this out to your friends and come back and visit the site again for the second half of this guide. www.davidbryansmith.com

Here are some of the topics in the next part:

1. Seduction Ideas and texting
2. The lost Art of Kissing
3. How to love your man
4. How to love a woman
5. Some Valentines Days Bloopers from my past ….

Join me for another comedy adventure with Atlanta Comedy Hypnotist – Stage Hypnotist – Comedy Hypnotist – David Bryan Smith

• Part Two ….

Seduction Ideas

It all starts with a Text …..

Texting is a great way to stay in touch but it can also be a great way to add some seduction and anticipation to your Valentines day plans. Guys ….. for most women … the evening starts long before you leave the house. Anticipation can be a great way to really warm your person up so that they are really “in the mood” when the time comes to take the night a bit more private. Here are a few tips for sexy texting and a few things that you might want to stay away from …

1. If you can’t do natural poetry … keep it simple. If you are a natural wordsmith and can write stuff that will make your person swoon .. then don’t listen to this next part .. however .. if your like most guys, we are not so gifted with the sonnet. Keep it simple. Say things like “I’m thinking about you” or “I’m really looking forward to seeing you” or “You looked Amazing” or “I miss you” or “Just a smile or a wink
2. Text what you feel. If you thought they looked amazing then say it .. if not.. then say something else. If your not missing them .. don’t text that you are … be honest with your communications.
3. Remember that with texting, it’s harder to convey humor. It’s not as funny when you have to explain it. If you have some common jokes or things that you both have laughed at in the past, these “callbacks” can be very funny. If your person doesn’t remember them … well then you just used your next two texts to explain what you meant .. and your next two to explain what you meant when you said what you said .. then you will have screwed it up to the point that your gonna have to call. ….OHHH sexy …. not. Take some good advice and keep the humor for in person. At least for tonight. Trust me. Set yourself up for success.
4. Should you text SEX. Here is a real tricky one. Should you be descriptive and erotic in your texts. Hmm mm … use this as a guide. If you would talk dirty to your person on the phone, then sex texting is totally on the table. If you are not currently talking dirty to your person on the phone, don’t start in a text. That’s my rule.
5. Set up some anticipation. Use active words in your texts instead of passive or negative words. For example … Texting “I know we will have some fun tonight” is much better than “Well .. I hope we have fun .. traffic sucks so I may be grumpy.” Put things in the positive and create some atmosphere. “The moon will be full tonight … I like the way your hair looks in moon light” (make sure her hair does look good first please .. honesty remember.) “I can’t wait to kiss your neck and be with you under the starts tonight” Think of a few of your own. Try not to sound too corny or Shakespeare.
6. Send a text after. Here is an important point. If you had a good time, send your person a short text that tells them you had a good time. The timing will be different for each couples’ situation. If your leaving and going back to your place or visa versa … 15-20 minutes after you part … send a text. It’s a great way to let them know your thinking about them. For married couples or live in lovers .. do the same but from the bathroom or the kitchen. If they have a sense of humor, you will get a laugh.

Give these tips a try and see how it can work for you. Above all else .. have fun with it.

The Lost Art of Kissing

I could get into some real trouble here, but I’m gonna go out there and say that sensual kissing, is becoming a dieing art. I have kissed many women and with only a handful of exceptions, it is just not an erotic thing, and I love a good kisser. Soooo … I’m gonna go out on a limb and tell the good, the bad, and the ugly about erotic kissing as I see it. OK this is my blog and my lips … you may not agree with me … but bear with me and hear what I have to say about it and then decided for yourself.

The Good Kisser:

A good kisser knows which side to lean to so you don’t bump noses …..

A good kisser smells good and has fresh breath …

A good kisser looks at the lips as an instrument, to be played, like a skilled musician ….

A good kisser kisses lightly, and teasingly at first and then embraces with more full lips. ….

A good kisser knows how far to touch tongues ……

A good kisser kisses more than just lips …….

A good kisser responds to pleasure and gradually intensifies the kiss to match the intensity of the moment ..

A good kisser knows when to stop kissing and break the embrace ….

A good kisser may nuzzle their lover before and or after kisses … extending the erotic embrace ..

A Bad Kisser:

A bad kisser doesn’t like to kiss and it shows

A bad kisser is a peck on the cheek or lips.

A bad kisser sticks more than their whole tongue in your mouth.

A bad kisser does not know when to stop kissing and slobbers on you.

A bad kisser is a lip poocher.

A bad kisser has bad breath.

The Ugly:

The ugly kisser sticks their tongue in your ear canal and gives you a wet willy

The ugly kisser drools on you

The ugly kisser grabs you head and won’t let go while they stick their tongue down your throat.

The ugly kisser grunts and whines and makes …. noises that are just too strange to describe.

The ugly kisser closes their eyes and sticks out their tongue before you even get close to their face.

Take this a little tongue and cheek, and lips and cheek. Take some good advise and learn the art of good kissing. If it makes you hot, then you are probably doing something right. If you don’t really like kissing ….. well .. I’m just saying .. maybe you need a lesson.

How to Love Your Man

Most Women don’t know how to love a man. They don’t. They just don’t. They don’t have the equipment to practice with. They don’t act the same way as men. They don’t excite the same way as men. They don’t even have the same release at orgasm that men do.

Fortunately, men are just happy when you try. The only good thing going for you ladies is you’re pretty sure, our penis is our pleasure zone. And just for the record, YES our penis is one of our pleasure zones. I know that was worrying you for a moment. For most men, touching the pleasure zone is a win – win situation but trust me when I say that most women don’t know how to touch it, where to touch it, or when to stop touching it. That slight rubbing motion with your thumb in that spot can feel good for a minute but with no lube and five minutes, it can get pretty raw. That part between the scrotum and the anus, there is nothing going on there so leave that part alone. Most of the time, men are just happy your touching it. So touch away.

Men’s nipples are also a pleasure zone, just like they are for women. A little kissing and attention here at the proper time can really go a long way. Men usually like it when a woman asks what feels good. Ask and you may just get the answer you were looking for.

How to Love Your Woman

For men reading this guide, this could be the most important stuff you ever read. Here goes. Hold on. Men – women are not like you. A revelation .. yes. Wait for it. What that means is that they don’t think like men, they don’t act like men, they don’t want sex like, men and they don’t want to be fixed.

If you gain nothing more out of this guide than this simple concept, here is the big one. Women don’t want you to tell them how to fix things in their lives. Let me say that again in another way. When your woman is talking to you about her day and tells you all these problems that you know how to fix, don’t say a word. She is not telling you her problems for you to fix them. Women think out loud. They process thoughts differently from men. They must go through the whole story about how they came to a decision not just the decision itself. They will tell you all about their day at work and all the little problems that happened so that they can finally say and that’s why I thought it would be nice to go to this place to eat tonight. It may make no sense at all to you but the process is very important for her. It will please her just to actually have you listen to her and not comment about how she could have done this or she could have done that. Just shut up and listen. Invest that 15 minutes of conversation. And when I mean conversation I mean she talks and you shut up and listen with a few .. hmms and really added in. The trick is, you actually have to listen without offering any fixes. If she wants fixes, she will ask you for them.

Touch the spots she wants you to touch .. not the parts YOU want to touch.

Sorry Guys, but I just don’t have the room to go into sexual technique, the three point system, the five different types of orgasm and how to achieve them or using waking suggestion to elicit an erotic response. You’ll have to get “The Guide to the Female Orgasm – A Mystery Novel” by me later on in the year. Look for it in March. It will be worth it’s weight in gold pressed latinum. (Deep Space 9 reference)

Some final thoughts and Stuff I’ve Done Wrong

Try these final thoughts for some extra fun ……

1. When you go out, dress up and wear the bling.
2. Stay close so you can come home in a hurry if you feel the urge.
3. Have sex before you go out. It eliminates any fear of “will he or she be too tired later.”
4. Kiss and neck in the car … it builds excitement.
5. Kiss the sexy spots of her neck and ears.
6. Dress up the grocery store roses with candy.
7. Get the good chocolate .. go for quality not quantity and get some for yourself. Try not to eat hers.
8. Organic chocolate truffles … nuff said.
9. Mix tape … make a playlist of the songs she likes, and tell her it is her playlist. She may even tell you which songs to add.

Bad Texts:

Auto correct is not always your friend. It once translated “Later” into “boobs” as in “I’ll see you later” became “I’ll see your boobs” yes that actually happened ……

Bad Movies

I once took a girl to see a nice romantic Anthony Hopkins movie I think it was called “Silence of the Lambs” Always check what the movie is about. We liked each other so the movie wasn’t a total disaster … OK .. so it was a total disaster. Note to self … there are NO romantic Anthony Hopkins movies.

Bad Clubs and Restaurants

At dinner at a restaurant a roach was crawling up the wall and we called the waiter over and he said “I’d kill it but I’m afraid it would fall in your food” no kidding .. that is what he said.

Bad Conversations

Don’t talk about sex with your exes, or anything that ends with .. and that’s how we ended up at the hospital with food poisoning.

I hope you like this “Valentines guide to amazing Sex.” I hope you learned something and laughed at something. Laughter is amazing and I hope to see you at a show soon.